{"id":466,"date":"2013-04-26T16:01:02","date_gmt":"2013-04-26T06:01:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.forkword.com\/plog\/?p=466"},"modified":"2017-12-30T23:02:48","modified_gmt":"2017-12-30T13:02:48","slug":"spam-flarf-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.forkword.com\/plog\/2013\/04\/26\/spam-flarf-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"spam flarf attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.forkword.com\/plog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/poky.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-471\" src=\"http:\/\/www.forkword.com\/plog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/poky.png\" alt=\"poky\" width=\"218\" height=\"205\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>a flarf poet aims to say nothing at all<br \/>\n<b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">yet be understood<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p>this poet <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">always fails<\/span><\/p>\n<p><i>the celebration <\/i>of successful <b>old<\/b> poets is <i>famous<\/i><br \/>\nevening dinner gown svilver pantaloon<br \/>\ngoblet of <b><i>glistening crescendo stiletto<\/i><\/b><br \/>\ndagger in the open mic air<\/p>\n<p>flarf poet avoids <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">the pollution of<\/span> other poets<br \/>\n[of] other poetry<\/p>\n<p>to be {known} is dea~!~!~!~~~~~!~!~th.<\/p>\n<p>the <i>secret <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">flarf<\/span> art<\/i> cannot be <i>found out<\/i> by any \u201c<i>anthology\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p>point at flarf it disappears<br \/>\n<i>f<\/i><i>rame<\/i> it <strong>the frame contains nothing<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>if you think <b>&#8220;<\/b>this is flarf<b>&#8220;<\/b><br \/>\n<i><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">it is <b>not flarf<\/b><\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p>regular poets laugh at flarf<br \/>\n<i>if they do not laugh<\/i><i><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">it is not flarf<\/span><\/strong><\/i><\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p><i>[pdf version with xtra whizbang &amp; jizz: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.forkword.com\/plog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/a-flarf-poet-aims-to-say-nothing-at-all.pdf\">a flarf poet aims to say nothing at all ]<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a flarf poet aims to say nothing at all yet be understood this poet always fails the celebration of successful old poets is famous evening dinner gown svilver pantaloon goblet of glistening crescendo stiletto dagger in the open mic air flarf poet avoids the pollution of other poets [of] other poetry to be {known} is &#8230; <a title=\"spam flarf attack\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.forkword.com\/plog\/2013\/04\/26\/spam-flarf-attack\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about spam flarf attack\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":471,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-not-flarf","category-whimsy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.forkword.com\/plog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.forkword.com\/plog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.forkword.com\/plog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.forkword.com\/plog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.forkword.com\/plog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=466"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/www.forkword.com\/plog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1283,"href":"https:\/\/www.forkword.com\/plog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466\/revisions\/1283"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.forkword.com\/plog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.forkword.com\/plog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.forkword.com\/plog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.forkword.com\/plog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}