| God - | Here please accept this gift. |
| Man - | What gift is this? |
| God - | Why, your own existence of course! |
| Man - | What should I do with it? |
| God - | First you must become aware that you have it. |
| Man - | Well I can hardly doubt my own existence! |
| God - | Secondly you must appreciate that it is a gift. |
| Man - | Consciousness = bliss |
| God - | Thirdly you must realise that it was given to you by me. |
| Man - | And who are you? |
| God - | I am your gift. |